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		<title>monkeys, mayhem and pot</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[More animal mayhem: Monkey &#8216;kills cruel owner with coconut thrown from tree&#8217; Leilit Janchoom, 48, had employed the monkey to pick coconuts which he could then sell for around 4p each. The animal – named Brother Kwan – found the work tedious and strenuous but Mr Janchoom refused to let him rest, dishing out beatings [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>More animal mayhem:</p>
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<li><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/4970905/Monkey-kills-cruel-owner-with-coconut-thrown-from-tree.html">Monkey &#8216;kills cruel owner with coconut thrown from tree&#8217;</a></li>
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Leilit Janchoom, 48, had employed the monkey to pick coconuts which he could then sell for around 4p each.</p>
<p>The animal – named Brother Kwan – found the work tedious and strenuous but Mr Janchoom refused to let him rest, dishing out beatings if he refused to climb trees.</p>
<p>It is believed that the monkey eventually snapped, and targeted his owner from a high branch with one of the hard-skinned fruits.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.dysnomia.us/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/popeye.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-505" title="popeye" src="http://www.dysnomia.us/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/popeye-227x300.jpg" alt="" width="227" height="300" /></a></p>
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<li><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090311/ap_on_fe_st/odd_canned_marijuana;_ylt=AlwPObLLLlj9tq1y2rnD3mAsQE4F">Police seize 1,200 pounds of pot in spinach cans</a></li>
<li><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090311/ap_on_fe_st/odd_marijuana_move;_ylt=AqKm5B1QXpEnhgMof.8CPIosQE4F">Man says he moved pot plants to keep burglars away</a></li>
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<p>And more ALF stuff:</p>
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<li><a href="http://planetsave.com/blog/2009/03/11/10-easy-ways-to-be-labeled-a-terrorist-by-the-government/">10 Easy Ways to Be Labeled a “Terrorist” by the Government</a></li>
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<blockquote><p>10.) Sabotage corporate property.<br />
9.) Fall in love with an FBI agent.<br />
8.) Attend vegan potlucks.<br />
7.) Protect your privacy.<br />
6.) Beat the good ol’ boys at their own game.<br />
5.) Stop the symbolism.<br />
4.) Be vocal and unapologetic.<br />
3.) Go after their money.<br />
2.) Get to their root of the problem.<br />
1.) Be effective.</p></blockquote>
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<li><a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article5821799.ece">Animal terrorist group foiled by informant dressed as a beagle</a></li>
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<blockquote><p>Radford, who is now based in Gran Canaria, believes the intelligence he provided from the ALF’s headquarters at a cottage in Hampshire helped the police to target its leaders and protect potential victims.</p>
<p>In a series of trials in recent months, four of the “godfathers” of animal extremism who were befriended by Radford have been jailed.</p></blockquote>
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