news headlines- mayhem
Posted by jfb on July 2nd, 2008 | 0 comments
The world pretty much went its way without me today, so the news is light on geopolitics and heavy on mayhem.
Woman crashes into store then tries to buy beer
The car plowed about halfway through the store but nobody was injured. Rice got out of the car, walked over to the cooler and pulled out a six-pack of Budweiser beer, said the store owner.
Runaway tractor carrying potatoes mashes car
Police suspect giraffe in circus breakout
I told you X-day was coming:
Mysterious Fireball Prompts Dozens Of 911 Calls
Nigeria: Mend Seizes Royal Father’s Stool, Captures Seven Sea Bandits
Voyager Spacecraft Reveals Solar System Edge
